As someone who loves novelty music, of course this also must include holiday music. In our vernacular, what people generally consider as holiday music is pretty much the sounds of joy and cheer that only Christmas music can bring. This makes sense. Christmas is a major holiday and lots of money is made to capitalize on the season and it even branches to the music we hear. That’s all well and good, but holiday music is a flexible term for me. I apply the label of “holiday music” to whatever holiday is around the corner. And with Halloween creeping towards us, you better believe I’ve been blasting the holiday sounds of Don Hinson, Bobby “Boris” Pickett, and all the other novelty recording artists singing about movie monsters, flying purple people eaters, and all kinds of kooky Halloween nonsense.
While I love Christmas music, Halloween music is a special treat. All the songs I can find on YouTube, Spotify, and Pandora are ridiculously fun and don’t contain some larger message about a higher deity, goodwill towards all people, or peace on earth. At Halloween, I’m in it for the monsters, candy, and mayhem. Give me the songs about Dracula drag racing, spooky movies, and artificially-flavored blood substitutes. For all these reasons, Halloween music is just stupid fun.
Christmas music does really set the bar for seasonal tunes, though. Think about it. More people know “Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer” than they do “The Monster Mash.” However, Christmas music isn’t always held with high regard and respect. Christmas is big. The biggest holiday of the year. Granted, there are a lot of cultures, religions, and philosophies that don’t celebrate Christmas. However, Christmas has its own fair share of cynics. There are lots of people who celebrate Christmas who otherwise don’t really believe it and only do so to be a part of family tradition or fit in. You don’t get to be the biggest holiday of the year all over the world and not inspire some snide and cynical comments.
There are dozens of Christmas-themed tunes that take the holiday and shed a light on the less merry aspects such as income inequality and social hypocrisy. Those songs have their place, but it’s Halloween god damn it! Christmas is still two months away so why waste time talking about it? Because Christmas music has such an influence that it even inspires novelty songs for other holidays.
In 2005, a consortium of musicians and comedians gathered together to form the North American Hallowe’en Prevention Initiative. Consisting of members including Beck, David Cross, Peaches, Win Butler, Feist, Karen O, and the legendary Elvira, the members the NAHPI recorded the single “Do They Know It’s Hallowe’en,” a fun little indie rock song about the horrors of Halloween. Drawing inspiration from Band Aid’s 1986 Christmas classic “Do They Know It’s Christmas,” the NAHPI’s ode to Halloween horror was a charity single benefitting UNICEF. While the source material is one the biggest examples of celebrity benefit grandiosity (though one of my favorite Christmas songs), “Do They Know It’s Hallowe’en” took that misguided self-righteousness and not only made a fun song about Halloween, but also to make an honest declaration against charity benefit singles that have colonial and western-centric perspectives. While I may disagree with some aspects of that premise, I applaud the NAHPI’s brazen attempt to tackle a huge Christmas classic and do so in the name of charity.
“Do They Know It’s Hallowe’en” is a fun song about Halloween terror. It is goofy and that goes a long way when satirizing the overall concept of charity singles while being one as well. Musically, it is a barely interesting standard indie rock piece. But, that isn’t what makes this song work. It is a package deal; all the pieces coming together to make a whole concept work. The talent on the track offer personality and humor. The video is a ridiculous cartoon. There is nothing to take seriously in this song. And that should be the case with all Halloween music. It’s a stupid holiday with stupid music. Leave the preachiness and morality in Christmas music. This is Halloween. Give me something questionable to drink, a pillowcase worth of candy, and idiotic costumes. Do I know it’s Halloween? You better believe it.